Hymn Humor
The Dentist's Hymn:..................Crown Him With Many Crowns
The Weatherman's Hymn.........There Shall Be Showers of Blessing
The Contractor's Hymn.............The Church's One Foundation
The Tailor's Hymn.....................Holy,Holy, Holy
The Golfer's Hymn....................There is A Green Hill Far Away
The Politician's Hymn...............Standing on the Promises
The Optometrist's Hymn...........Open My Eyes That I Might See
The IRS Agent's Hymn..............I Surrender All
The Gossip's Hymn..................Pass It On
The Shopper's Hymn...............Sweet By and By
The Realtor's Hymn.........I've Got A Mansion Just Over the Hilltop
The Pilot's Hymn.......................I'll Fly Away
The Paramedic's Hymn...................Revive Us Again
The Judge's Hymn.......................Almost Persuaded
The Psychiatrist's Hymn............Just A Little Talk With Jesus
The Architect's Hymn...................How Firm A Foundation
The Credit Card Telemarketer's Hymn...........A Charge To Keep I Have
The Zookeeper's Hymn..............All Creatures of Our God & King
The Postal Worker's Hymn...............So Send I You
The Waiter's Hymn......................Fill My Cup, Lord
The Gardener's Hymn................Lo, How A Rose E'er Blooming
The Lifeguard's Hymn...................Rescue the Perishing
The Criminal's Hymn....................Search Me, O God
The Baker's Hymn.............When the Roll Is Called Up Yonder
The Shoe Repairer's Hymn...............It Is Well With My Soul
The Travel Agent's Hymn................Anywhere With Jesus
The Geologist's Hymn...................Rock of Ages
The Hematologist's Hymn.............Are You Washed in the Blood?
The Menswear Clerk's Hymn..............Blest Be the Tie
The Umpire's Hymn......................I Need No Other Argument
The Librarian's Hymn...................Whispering Hope
Some Hymns for Senior Citizens
Just a slower walk with thee
Count your many birthdays, Name them one by one
Go tell it on the mountain, and speak up
Nobody knows the trouble I have seeing
It is well with my soul, but my back aches a lot
Blessed Insurance
Give me that ole timers religion
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Now, for those who speed on the highway, a few hymns for you:
•45 mph......................God Will Take Care of You
•55 mph......................Guide Me, O Thou Great Jehovah
•65 mph......................Nearer My God to Thee
•75 mph......................Nearer Still Nearer
•85 mph......................This World Is Not My Home
•95 mph......................Lord, I'm Coming Home
Over 100 mph................Precious Memories
